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Meg and Yannie headed home after they had enjoyed themselves to the full at a party. Weh mi say? Them enjoyed themselves to the max. Yannie been the quiet of the two reached her gate and both girls saw when Yannie’s man got up from the varandah, headed to the house door and closed it as she reached the door. She called him to open the door but he ignored her call which subsequently ended up as pleas, as she said in tears while she banged on the door “Rayan, open the door. He shouted from inside,”Weh Yu a lick dung the dooh fah?” He asked in a rough and angry tone of voice. He then opened the door about half an hour later and said to her ” Stop knock Pon mi dooh!”He was about to close it again when Yannie pleaded to him, “Please don’t close the door”. ” Give me a chance once more”. Meg shouted to Yannie ” Gallang in nuh”. Rayan shouted “In weh?” Meg said, “It a get late an mi wah go dung?” She said “As a matter of fact a bet my man nuh run Dem joke deh wid mi?” “My man know mi enuh, him caa run Dem joke deh wid me”. So she just walked off and go a fi har yard. Heh! When she reached home a Pon de varandah she si fi har suitcase and her sinting Dem. So she shouted ” A wah a gwaan yah” “A wah Dem yah?” Her man shouted, ” Yu nuh see a wah Dem deh?” He then opened the door to argue with her. That was his big mistake. She reached for two stones, her two hands full, the way the two stones big. She demanded, “Nuh shet a dooh deh enuh! He was about to shut the door when she hurled the stones one after the other straight Pon the door, the man hafi duck. Else a inna him head them woulda tap. She was active and fierce as she hastily looked around her for stones, bottles and wood while she yelled” Mi tell yu seh nuh Fi shet the b…..cloth dooh. Yu tink a joke mi a mek”. He man stood 5 feet 11 inches tall was no match for her. He grabbed a machete with one of his hand while he used the other hand to cover his head. Nutten nuh lef Pon dat deh house. Glass could be heard as it crashed. She was worst than Hurricane Gilbert. Anything and everything in sight got touch up by her. I mean everything included the man car which was parked in the yard. Mi wonder if shi nuh tayad. The man then rushed her with the machete and she ran off dagged behind the corner of the house. She woulda kill him wid stone. Him just couldn’t face her. Him spent most of him time a site and duc stone. Him a site the stone dem like him a waltz wid dem. Left right. right left and sometime him duc, like when pickny use to skip and go under rope a duh Antie Lou Lou. Mi Neva si anything like dat fra mi baan. Mi nuh si some rough woman deh bout. But she beat all cock fight. She Musa game cock.
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