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Far back into the centuries up to the late 70’s a woman couldn’t step over a man if he was lying down, not even if he was sitting on a chair with his feet stretched out. A few women tried it back then and got kuff if that. Men wouldn’t even take up a woman panties off a clothes line even when it was washed clean and placed there. The few men who would do that, had to hide and do it. If anybody ever saw them doing so they would critized them, laughed at them and called them names, such as “worthless man”. Yes they would be called all kind of names for any such actions. Few women had problems with it then. Some asked, while some wondered; how a man refused to hold a woman’s panty when it is clean, yet he holds it and takes it off her in that intimate moment? Wonder if those men had missed out on anything? If they only knew the blessing that salt ting brings they would never stay away. Now a days most people do not make any bones about it. Some men want banana peel while some women like to be swiped. Beal and Janet have problem with it. They don’t want anybody down there. When asked why? They replied “you mean mouth?” “You must be crazy. ” Nothing with teeth. Next thing them go bite me. A younger version said, ” A nuh all a Dem have teeth; some a Dem a so Suh gum. They both replied. “No, next ting them go squeeze me with it”. They said that they heard a song where a young girl was singing,” A gwaan squeeze you wid it ooh ooh, I gwaan squeeze you wid it. Another young version said, ” No the song never said that. It said, I gwaan kill you with it. With both hands clapsed and held firm between their knees, they both turned as if they were in pain or was afraid and said, as if they had rehearsed like a chorus. ” Kill? No that even worse”. Well, was it said that 30 years is one generation and culture change in 30 years and even the climate takes thirty years to study it pattern/s? This yah generation change long before that. Let your grand parents tell you what their grant parents told them back then. The young girls use to wear some long underwear like bloomers which had strings to the waist and both legs and was tied by their parents. They could not pull it and whenever they wanted to use the bathroom they had to go to them to pull it. The question is supposed the parents were not home, how did they manage? Another question is what about when they were in school? Did they have to wait till they got home? A young lady back then could not sit with her legs apart. She had to keep her legs closed. Them people deh would go to an early grave if they were here today. Now a days it is ” To the ladies, all ladies coming from the microphone, wine and bruck out. Skin out gal. Wine gal, do the head top, do the head top, women split flat Pon floor with both legs spread as wide apart as they can go; A girl head down while male held both her feet wide apart while he spined her around then lifted her up and placed her in on his shoulder/s. Back in the days it was, ” Put your head on my shoulder, baby” Now it is put my ass on your shoulders. Weh you deh?

This is often asked or said by both males and females in minority numbers. Ninety nine percent of people do not waste their time to think about it and may be considered by the one person cent as simple minded. Well let us looked at it this way – God never give Eve anything else to give Adam. Matter of fact, God saw that Adam was lonely and gave him Eve. He even gave Adam more strength than Eve. He made Adam stronger maybe that he could work and support her. Maybe to hold her and take it if she nuh wah geme. Anyway in our modern time thank God we have laws for that. A woman’s body does not only carry that part; it Carries her mind, her health, some may say her wealth and a lot of emotions. A woman’s body gives pleasure and it gives pain and gain pain. There is nothing in this world in human form as human being that exists without a woman. The President, the Queen, the King, the Prime Minister, the scientist, the Doctor, the nurse, teacher and thief name them all, they were all born of a woman. Whatever a woman has to offer a man even if it is only her body it is great. Most men will always want it even some of them who believe that is all women have to offer. Some of the men who believe that is all women have to offer, are cheap and don’t believe in giving or caring for a woman, yet they constantly yearned for a women’s touch and body. All women no matter who they concieved themselves to be have only one thing to offer men and that is their bodies. That is the only thing real men will always yearn for. As the late Dennis Brown sang ” Money in My Pocket But I Just Can’t Get No Love”. Let us face it that one percent of persons don’t know what they are talking about. They definitely underestimate the strength of a woman. There are women who played the roll of a man, when they are left alone to support their child/children, sometimes in a household which consists of other family members – a sick mother, father, aunt and some times more along with her children, and she struggled and hold the ting together. Sometimes a man may loss his job or not able to find a job and that woman stick to her man through thick and thin. She provides/provided him with food, cloth s and shelter. Some may not be able to provide the oxtail often but one can be assured that if it is even one time for the year if her family feels like having it – she would find it and even if to drink sugar and water with it. Any woman and every woman has a lot to offer a man. It doesn’t matter her educational standard or her social background. What a woman has to offer a man except her body? Want to know the answer, wait until the man is sick and does not have interest in a woman’s body and doesn’t want or is unable to preform sexually. One will see clearly what woman/women has/have to offer men apart from her/their body/ bodies. When it comes to the body the wine up the waist, wine and go down, roll Yu bumper gal and get on, get on bad has its time and place. When most men are sick they are like babies. Some of them can’t even swallowed a pill as simple as swallowing pill should be. I won’t say tablet because then some may even made excuses by asking which tablet, them a us it and all his intention is to lay down back in the bed. At times like those males are like babies. Women keep your high self esteem. Women will always have their bodies to offer to men and more. Women with high self esteem remember! You will always havea lot to offer both to males and females. Even the patience that women have to care for the sick the men do not have it. Women are natural care givers, Some care for their fathers, their uncle, grand father, grand uncle, their step father, their father in-law and some their brothers. How many times women have to take care of their males family members or relatives. Take for example the nurses that have to take care of the male patients as part of their jobs. Women have much than sex to offer anybody and every body and serve from the womb to the tomb. Yes they are that good. Although they will tear off a man’s clothes at the sight of a mouse, a lizard or a worm not to mention a cow but yes they are all that good. Women run the world. All of them. The only time a man can tell a woman ” Get behind me Satan and that is when she see the worm, lizard, mouse and them thing deh. Even then him won’t have to tell him that because she would a deh behind him long time probably Pon him back Who Fi tell; she might even end up in a him chest, Pon him shoulder or even Pon him head if it is possible. What do you think?

My apologies to all true christians who are sincerely trying to serve God in spirit and in truth One apostle spoke about when he wanted to do the right thing evil present it self,. He had to put up resistance.

Not like Fi Beres Hammond putting up resistance. I mean real hard resistance. But it is sad know pastor …. never even try to resist the temptation of fleecing the poor struggling woman who was trying to build a house. He took the woman’s money and did not return her goods, and then equipped himself with false documents to court. He knew he lied about the term of contract, the amount of goods and the returning of the woman’s money. Dat deh lie weh him did a talk in a court was the known tongue not the unknown tongue. He was as clear as day as he spoke to the Judge and with ease. Mary looked at him with shock and disbelief; as she couldn’t believe that a pastor could a lie so. However, she knew that the same God she serves was going to turn things around and revealed the truth to the court. She knew that God a Fi every body. No man! pastor nuh Fi lie so. Pastor afi try a thing because him want the money. As he kept asking her ” Weh de money deh. As if him give her anything to put down. His action was worst than a prostitute. Prostitutes give service for money. However, this Pastor …. With fraud, lies and deceptions he forcefully tried to rob the poor and needy. If pastor a gallang so, what he expects sinners to do? What do you think?

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It is noticed easily as men, women, boys and girls well groomed – the males in jackets and ties and some of the ladies in large hats. Bright smiles are easily shown as they greeted each other and a waving of the hand/s as they passed by the road ways and even persons in their homes. It is a real beauty to see the little ones all dressed up for Sunday School or Sabbath class. It is part of our culture and most of us love it. Worshipping God with reverence and holiness is the aim. However, for some it is a sudden twist and it is a game to make as much money as possible. For some it is the back biting and the heartless that they encountered being dished out by kothers. However, the ones who are sincerely seeking God and are on the “No Joke Mission for the one true God is beautiful to look at and admired. We are not talking about perfection, because no one is. The ugliness is where some people calling upon God with their face/s turn up to the sky and their two hands and saying “God si mi two hands them yah, mi nah trouble him/Dem”; while they are kicking their brother or sister with their feet and pretending as if they were doing nothing wrong. They would even take God off the cross that they had not done so. Those kind of persons, they don’t fear God? God despises those things including lies. The lips that bear false witness are they not aware that the bible speaks against it? Some of them the hat so big that if you siddung behind them Yu hab a hard time seeing pasta up a pulpit. You know seh dem deh a blockage all the way and every way. Mi nah talk Miss Mearl weh a whirl and turn in a Fi har big hat, especially when she in a di spirit because she a good example, she nuh inna weh some a dem inna. Another thing, God bless and keep all the real pastors them. Dem nuh inna weh de the nadda one inna. You can just imagine yu go a church and see pastor a walk up and down the pulpit and a behave like him want to cuss two raas? An a tun over everything pon the pulpit? and a give instruction to throw out, cut and kill? Mi nuh know who deh deh but mi know who nuh deh deh. Only mi back Dem could a see as mi tech off, and Dem only could a look from behind and see mi back in the far distance and said, “Look! “Lo and behold” because a go mi go and a gone mi gone. If them tink Dem bad, cetch mi. Test mi and see who can run moe. Mi nuh ha fi train if dat. Before them catch mi, mi drop a groung and roll like how Mass Sam and him cart did roll dung the gully. Eeh, tell mi weh Yu tink.

Donta and Monalee were together while they had their conversation which was only meant for each other ears. Monalee then suddenly went to her mother and told her that she and Donta were going to buy ice cream. She blurted out to them, ” mek sure when oonuh gu buy ice cream waah little one nuh pop up between oonuh”. One likkle one can come between oonuh and introduced emself and tell oonuh say “see mi yah”. So mek sure seh a two a oonuh left yah and a only the two a oonuh come back yah. Fah me nuh ha no accommodation for no untended visitor. Mi nuh waah the next nine months oonuh carry no visitor in yah Pon me. For mi nuh have no boarding accommodation or shelter. ” Mi a mek sure waan oonuh ” . Ice cream, Ice cream nuh?” ” I cream sweet nuh true?” Minee wah sweet oonuh nuh sowa oonuh”. Old time people use to say wah sweet nanny a go run him belly. ” The way it go in a nuh su it cume out.

Flat on his bottom this man sid down ina de middle a deh cross road under the street light as drunk as ever. It was 10:00pm and he asked himself, ” should mi goo home or should me stay?” Then he said, ” Mi nah goo home”. A young couple passed him and the young man said to him, ” No nuh go home, tan deh”. The young lady in her late teen then said to him, ” By the way Jeremiah,”Yu tech yu Covid vaccine yet?” He asked her, ” Yu teck it yet?” Go gi yu muma, yu daddy an all a yu generation Dem an yu man”. She said, ” Jeremiah, Covid is real and it a kill people left, right and centre”. Jeremiah replied, ” When the people them come a Montego Bay the other day Pon no movement day aah deh all over the hotel them a who teck care a dem? Nuh fi we same own people them”. How dem say no movement day and them a move in covid Pon we?” “Mi nah move from yasso”. She said, “ahh yu nuh even have aan a mask”. Jeremiah reply ” a mi yu a ask?” ” Give mi half flaas” She seh ” half flaas a wah?” Him say, “Rum”. She said, ” Rum done, yu shouldn’t even out yah now”. Him asked “Weh yu a duh out ya?” She said, we a essential workers”. Him replied, ” mi a essential drinker”.

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The moonshine bright and pretty inna the before day about 2:30am and it looked just like day light. Mary couldn’t wait fi wake up har man fi go a work because all she a anticipate was the other man fi come over after fi har man lef fi go a wuck. So she wake him up and him jump up out a him sleep and get ready and paan him working gears and tep out a de house. Him tink a day light to. Him seh him hurry through wah short cut it drop him out a him padna yard in a de oda community because a him and him padna wuck together. But as him enter the cross road suh near wah burying ground, him hear wah chain a rackle and it was heading towards him, so him pick-up him foot Ina him hand and him run towards the burying ground, then run pass it with burden speed and when him reach a him padna yard; him siddung Pon waah chair inna him padna one room. Then him hear from the chain a come and then it entered the yard and staat fi run up an dung inna de yard round and round the house wid it heavy hoof and a blow heavy, while him and him padna a listen. Dem neva come outa de house da manning deh till broad day light. Can yu imagine all weh him afi go through? While the other man lay dung inna fi him bed, wid fi him woman a Kep fi him side a bed warm? Memba a de two a dem him a go wuck fah and she a du dat? She enjoyed the best of both world.

Have you ever wonder why men rape women? It is very clear to see that women have a powerful tool. They just have to be very careful with it. Just imagine, some of the men that rape, they can’t even last a minute Ina the act. Even less than a minute them fall down. Yet them willing to take the chance to go a prison fi it. Pumpum bring out the monster in men. Life is so precious, yet some men will rape a woman and then killed her after. What Ina pumpum bring out such a beast in them? One singer said, salt fish it sweeter than meat and sometimes if yu follow the odour yu don’t eat it at all but when it come to it all salt fish sweet. Every real man has a weakness for it. However, some men can exercise self control while some can’t control dem self at all. Some a dem Ina heat them wi grab up dat Ina dem han and walk wid it and any weh dem si a woman, once the course is clear them just attack har and push it weh Dem wah push it.